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The winning ticket/get out of speeding free card. (Massachusetts State Lottery)

“I Just Won $50,000” Is A Pretty Good Way To Talk Yourself Out Of A Speeding Ticket

“I’ve got to deliver this encryption key to super secret government operatives before aliens blow up the world” and “Seriously, I’m on my way to save puppies from a burning pet store” are pretty good excuses, but the truth worked great for one man caught speeding — he’d just won $50,000 in the lottery. [More]