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Apple Fights Pod Power

Apple Fights Pod Power

Who owns the word ‘pod’? How about ‘podcast’?

Starbucks Monopoly Gets Sued

Starbucks Monopoly Gets Sued

You can’t keep on suing the little guy before he sues back: Starbucks has been nailed with a huge class-action anti-monopoly suit by small, independent coffee shop Belvi Coffee.

The First (But Not Last!) AOL Search Records Lawsuit

The First (But Not Last!) AOL Search Records Lawsuit

Hear that? That’s the first rumbling of an avalanche: three AOL subscribers have named AOL as the defendants in a class-action lawsuit for spilling the search results of 650,000 subscribers.

IDT Energy Snookering Queens Residents After Blackouts

IDT Energy Snookering Queens Residents After Blackouts

Looks like IDT Energy reseller is still up to its old tricks. This time they’re targeting Queens residents after the recent ConEd blackouts, sometimes even posing as ConEd workers.

UPDATE: RIAA Sucks Own Loogie Off File-Sharer’s Grave

UPDATE: RIAA Sucks Own Loogie Off File-Sharer’s Grave

Apparently mortified by the negative publicity they have received for suing the children of a dead man who is accused of file infringement (and obviously in no position to defend himself), the RIAA has declared a “temporary suspension” of the “productive settlement discussions” they were having with the grieving.

RIAA Spits on File Sharer’s Grave

RIAA Spits on File Sharer’s Grave

The RIAA’s not going to allow the fact that one of their accused file sharer’s is a festering corpse stop them from their legal extortions!

eBay Feedback Destroys Businesses

eBay Feedback Destroys Businesses

When Kiel Sturm, an online stone retailer, sold a piece of smoky quartz over eBay for $2.33, it turned out to be a business destroying transaction. “F MINUS MINUS MINUS MINUS! WOULD NOT DO BUSINESS AGAIN!” was the gyst of the feedback left.

UPDATE: Circuit City Flouts The DMCA For A Tenner

UPDATE: Circuit City Flouts The DMCA For A Tenner

Despite the sign we posted on Friday, Circuit City says they are not offering a copyright-breaking DVD to iPod service.

Circuit City Flouts The DMCA For A Tenner

Circuit City Flouts The DMCA For A Tenner

Well, well, well! Look who’s violating the Digital Millennium Copyright Act! For only a couple of fins, Circuit City will take your DVD and an iPod and flagrantly breach copyright at your behest.

IDT Energy Bilks Grandpa

We’ll let Jimmy’s email speak for itself:

The Real Dope on Recording Customer Service Calls

The Real Dope on Recording Customer Service Calls

It’s totally legal to record conversations across state lines and you don’t have to tell the company at all.

Martini… Shaken, Not Laced With Drain-O

Martini… Shaken, Not Laced With Drain-O

Hello Lawsuit! A couple of drunken floozies and a friend were hospitalized for liquified organs and geysering gore out of their mouths after accidentally sucking down a couple of peach martinis… laced with cleaning powder instead of sugar.

Sometimes All We Want Is An Apology

Sometimes All We Want Is An Apology

Elizabeth Nowicki over at the legal blog Concurring Opinions has posted an interesting look at the role of corporate apologies in settling mass lawsuits, specifically in relation to the Vioxx and Bausch & Lomb litigations.

Insurer Offers RIAA Lawsuit Protection

Insurer Offers RIAA Lawsuit Protection

Are you a tired old granny who only uses the computer your daughter bought you once a week to buy groceries over Amazon and prowl around for action in #hotteengirls? A 14 year old who only uses it to get Wikipedia to write the occasional book report for you and find gullible men on MySpace to rob?

In Which My Mother Consumes Five Gallons of Marshmallow Fluff

Summary: Massachusetts Senator Jarrett Barrios introduced anti-Marshmallow Fluff Legislation. It was widely ridiculed, then opposed by a measure to make the Fluffernutter the official State Sandwich. The proposed legislation has been withdrawn; Boston’s children again are safe to engorge themselves on the sticky, diabetes-inducing paste. Malden’s pornographers are similarly relieved. All is well with the world.

DoJ Files To Dismiss AT&T Lawsuit… It’s Top Secret!

Bad news for those of us who don’t want the long-distance sex calls we made to our Canadian girlfriends shouted mockingly at us when we’re tied to a chair with a burlap sack over our face in between a knee-thwacking with a length of hose. The Department of Justice has filed a motion to dismiss a class-action lawsuit by the EFF against AT&T for illegally complying with NSA wire-tapping of citizens’ lines.

New Yorkers May Get Legal Protection From Verizon & T-Mobile

New Yorkers May Get Legal Protection From Verizon & T-Mobile

BREAKING: Little Girl Molested By Wal-Mart Sex Offender, Gets Jack Squat

BREAKING: Little Girl Molested By Wal-Mart Sex Offender, Gets Jack Squat

A Jury found Wal-Mart was not negligent in hiring a convicted sex offender who molested a 10 year old girl in a Wal-Mart electronics aisle six years ago.