if i had a quadrillion dollars

(reallyboring)

PayPal Gives Man $92 Quadrillion Windfall, Takes It Away Without An Explanation

The kind of lucky windfalls I get are like, finding $1 in a coat pocket I haven’t worn in a long time. But while it would be way more fun to accidentally receive a PayPal balance of $92,233,720,368,547,800, it’d hurt a lot less to have $1 taken away than those quadrillions. [More]