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Calling 9-1-1 Won’t Help You Find The Red Jell-O When It Disappears From The Fridge

Here we were, thinking we couldn’t say it enough times that it’s not acceptable to rush to the authorities with non-emergencies — an unsavory taste experiencecell phones in the movie theatera penny’s worth of overcharging for a beer — and yet, it’s still happening. People are still dialing up 9-1-1 all in a dither over things like some strawberry Jell-O disappearing from the fridge at work. [More]