To quote Sir James Paul McCartney (CH, MBE), “Can’t buy me love, everybody tells me so / Can’t buy me love, no no no, no.” You also can’t, according to the Food and Drug Administration, list “love” as an actual ingredient in your granola. [More]
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Aldi Getting Rid Of Candy In Checkout Lines
By 1.13.16
Most of us have been there: You push a cart full of healthy food up to the supermarket checkout line only to cave to sugary temptation when running that final gauntlet lined with chocolate, candy, and other snacks. But that may soon be a thing of the past for Aldi shoppers. [More]
Hall & Oates Sue Granola Maker Over Haulin’ Oats Cereal
By 3.6.15
When I was a radio-listening youngster, I thought that there was a band called “Haulin’ Oats.” Eventually, I came to realize that these songs were actually performed by two fellows named Daryl Hall and John Oates, which made a lot more sense. This clearly isn’t an original idea, which is why the band have sued a granola-maker for marketing a cereal called “Haulin’ Oats.” [More]
This Rodent Skull Does Not Belong In Nutty Cranberry Maple Granola
By 4.13.08
Sabrina bit into a rodent skull and cut her gums while eating a bowl of cereal. The 100% natural, premium gourmet nutty cranberry maple granola she was trying to enjoy was purchased at a Hannaford in Maine and manufactured by Bakery on Main. Aside from selling the rodent skull, both Hannaford and Bakery on Main are handling the situation well.
