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New Year’s Resolutions for Your Computer
By 1.9.07
And lo, the back-up drive we ordered from Office Depot did arrive on time. And there was rejoicing. And there was reading of the website “Lifehacker.” And then there was further rejoicing, for Lifehacker had posted 7 New Years Resolutions for the PC. And they were good.—MEGHANN MARCO
Happy Returns Mean Happy Returning Customers
By 12.9.06
Our favorite? “Wardrobing.” This is the retail industry term describing the practice of a consumer wearing a piece of clothing once and returning it; it’s especially common with prom and other special-occasion attire. Yay for girls at a dance with the tag still on the dress. This was probably pretty common at our prom, which we did not attend. Actually, never mind that, the dresses probably still had the security tags on, if you know what we mean. —MEGHANN MARCO
