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Anyone Who’s Ever Been In A Quiche Standoff Knows It Takes At Least 5 Hours

I can’t even believe that I have to write this because it should be common knowledge by now: When someone’s trying to steal a quiche, the ensuing imbroglio with law enforcement will take at least four hours, if not the more common five. Quiche is delicious and so worthy of a battle! So why is it so surprising that police in England are reporting a five-hour standoff with suspected quiche thieves? [More]