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What If The Cable Guy In Porn Was From Time Warner Cable?

Before you do any kind of clicking away on the video below, please be aware that the content we’re about to laugh over is totally NSFW by way of some heavy breathing, sexytime noises, bad language and because while there’s no nudity, it looks like the setup for a real porno instead of just a comedy video. So really, NSFW, watch it with headphones on and maybe where no one can see your screen. [More]

I'm heeeere!

Time Warner Testing System Where Technicians Show Up Within 1-Hour Window (Gasp!)

Could it be? Is it actually possible to not spend hours upon hours waiting for the cable guy to show up and despairing when he takes four hours or even worse, never shows up? Time Warner Cable says it’s working on a new system wherein a technician would arrive within a one-hour window instead of that, “sometime between here and there” four-hour window system that it currently employs. [More]

No one wants this to happen.

Roving Bands Of Pushy Comcast Workers Freaking Out Seattle Residents

I don’t think I’m going out on a limb here to say Cable Guy was not a good movie. And having a Jim Carrey-esque worker show up to your home in real life and get all up in your face and pushy? That’s downright terrifying. Some Seattle residents are claiming Comcast contract workers are going too far and totally freaking out potential customers with their overly aggressive ways. [More]

Comcast Repairman Charged With Stealing Jewelry From
Customers, Including Cancer Patient

Comcast Repairman Charged With Stealing Jewelry From Customers, Including Cancer Patient

A Comcast technician in Georgia was charged with stealing from his customers homes when he went to make repairs, including jewelry from a recovering cancer patient. [More]