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Reverend Billy Exorcises "Clear-Cutting Demons" From Victoria's Secret Cash Register

Like some other activists, Billy and his gang are mad that Victoria’s Secret mails over a 1 million catalogs a day, 25% of the paper for which comes from the Great Boreal Forest in Canada, one of the world’s largest endangered forests, as reported by TIME in 2005.

Travelers, Please Leave Your Tits At Home

Travelers, Please Leave Your Tits At Home

And traveling just got a hell of a lot drearier: U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras when traveling, lest they be mistaken for a bosom-emphasizing terrorist.

Victoria’s Secret to Customers: “Your Breasts Are Too Large To Shop Here”

Victoria’s Secret to Customers: “Your Breasts Are Too Large To Shop Here”

This just in. Victoria’s Secret is launching a systematic attack of intimidation, isolation and humiliation… on women with enormous cans.