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Gay Couple Asked To Leave Family Entertainment Center Because They’re “Not Family”

UPDATE: The owners of this alley claim that the allegations made by the couple are “blatantly false.” More details, and the couple’s response, here. [More]

Manager Charged With Arson After Rival Bowling Alley Is Burned

Manager Charged With Arson After Rival Bowling Alley Is Burned

According to police, a manager of a rival bowling alley has been charged with arson in the destruction of Loyle Lanes, a bowling alley in southern New Jersey. [More]

Travel Alert: Bahamas Kill!

Travel Alert: Bahamas Kill!

TRAVELERS, BEWARE! There is a travel advisory in effect for all the Bahaman islands. Unconfirmed reports detail sectarian violence against tourists. The State Department advises rescheduling plans to visit. Any and all Americans on the islands should report to their nearest ivory helicopter, immediately. Don’t be fooled by the guys on the beach offering to get you “high,” the effect is merely psychological and will not assist your departure, although it may blunt how your perception of your impending doom. Here is the document upon which the State Department based its advisory: