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BREAKING: Little Girl Molested By Wal-Mart Sex Offender, Gets Jack Squat

BREAKING: Little Girl Molested By Wal-Mart Sex Offender, Gets Jack Squat

A Jury found Wal-Mart was not negligent in hiring a convicted sex offender who molested a 10 year old girl in a Wal-Mart electronics aisle six years ago.

Interviewing The Victims Of Identity Theft

Interviewing The Victims Of Identity Theft

The Dayton Daily News has a good article up interviewing the victims of identity theft and describing how their lives have changed because of it. Although we’re all concerned by the murky underworld of Eastern European hackers that prey upon badly secured financial records, the article is a good reminder that most identity theft actually originates with people close to you: friends, relatives and (natch) employees of the very institutions you trust to keep your financial details safe.

UPDATE: Little Girl Molested By Wal-Mart Sex Offender, Gets $25 Gift Certificate

Jury deliberations are underway to decide whether a teenager molested six years ago for 90 seconds by a WalMart employee deserves to receive up to $5 million in damages.

What’s Net Neutrality?

There’s been a lot of buzz lately about “net neutrality,” which is basically how your ISP might have a financial incentive to make Google or YouTube or any site it pleases slower or even block it. This is a pretty important issue and if the failure by the US House is any indication, one that’s in danger of being won by the bad guys.

FDA Says Plan B Causes Teen Sex Cults

What the hell? The Manhattan-based Center for Reproductive Rights is grilling FDA officials on their failure to approve the Plan B pill as a drug that can be distributed without a prescription. Why might they not have approved it?

The Thirty Five Words You Can’t Use In Your Ringtone

The Thirty Five Words You Can’t Use In Your Ringtone

In a preemptive move to prevent the FCC from regulating mobile phone content, Cingular and Verizon have come up with a comprehensive list of prohibited terms that vendors can’t use in content sold over their services.

Memo to The Evil Toymakers

An open letter from a tort professor and dad to the makers of lead-laden products targeted at children:

H&R Block Sells User’s Info to Spammers?

Cior used H&R Block’s online service on April 9th to do her taxes and everything went just hunky-dory, except for one, small, dangling modifer:

Little Girl Molested By Wal-Mart Sex Offender, Gets $25 Gift Certificate

Little Girl Molested By Wal-Mart Sex Offender, Gets $25 Gift Certificate

In the grand scheme of things, there are probably a few gripes with Wal-Mart more legitimate than their moral objection (or, as it all turned out, lack thereof) to purple ribbon. Like when your ten year old daughter is approached by a helpful Wal-Mart greeter with a bright yellow happy face button on his lapel who then proceeds to vigorously masturbate in front of her, right in the middle of the electronics aisle.

Eerie Severed Hands Teach Whispy Mustachioed Belgians About Pickpockets

Eerie Severed Hands Teach Whispy Mustachioed Belgians About Pickpockets

NJ Townsman Fights Verizon on Net Neutrality

NJ Townsman Fights Verizon on Net Neutrality

In the town of Red Bank, NJ Verizon has applied to operate a cable TV service over their fiber optic network, but not everyone is thrilled.

Georgian IRS Fat Cats Want Slice of Swedish Property Pie

We’re still sorting our way through all of the nightmare tax stories we solicited from you guys. Here’s one we pulled out about the pains of paying taxes internationally that I personally sympathize with — did you know the US government expects you to pay taxes for five years after emigration on your foreign, also-taxed income?

T-Mobile Trying to Kill Customer, For A Mistake Company Made

T-Mobile Trying to Kill Customer, For A Mistake Company Made

Through the frosted glass, in walks this dame into our office, she says:

IRS Consumes, Regurgitates Tax Return

Are all IRS agents soulless goons? Apparently not!

Free Credit Report Nightmare Yields New ‘Screw Off!’ Champ!

Free Credit Report Nightmare Yields New ‘Screw Off!’ Champ!

We think we have a new favorite “go screw” line from a company: We understand that the privacy and security of your information is important to you; therefore we cannot provide a specific reason as to why we cannot fulfill your request. That just punches a steaming hand, Fist of the North Star style, right through the sternum of our old fave, We appreciate your concerns.

The One H&R Block That Doesn’t Suck

The One H&R Block That Doesn’t Suck

Yes, Virginia, there is one good H&R Block store out there.

H&R Block Bollocks

H&R Block Bollocks

H&R Block sucks bricks. They suckle upon cinder blocks so hard that even though we’ve never actually transacted there, but after hearing story upon story of their ineptitude, we just had to give their store the finger as we drove by this weekend.

IRS To Aggressively Tax Internet Purchases

IRS To Aggressively Tax Internet Purchases

The IRS’ recent order for full record disclosure to Paypal is part of a larger movement to tax purchases and monetary transactions over the Internet.