Home Depot Frowns Upon Customers Having Sex In Display Sheds Despite “You Can Do It” Line



Home improvement aficionados might recall Home Depot’s old tag line, “You can do it. We can help.” That marketing message appears to have worked wonders for one couple, who allegedly took help in the form of a shed at Home Depot to well, do it. And by it we mean, you know (nudge nudge, wink wink), sexual relations.

Getting busy in public is frowned upon by law enforcement, and it’s probable that Home Depot would rather not have its buildings and shelters turned into hourly romp rooms. North Charleston police busted a bout of bunga bunga at a South Carolina Home Depot, arresting a couple for having sex inside a display shed at an area Home Depot, according to the Smoking Gun.

The twosome were nabbed just after 8:40 a.m. after calls went out to the cops “in reference to a male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,” as stated in the police report.

Police seem to have caught the duo in flagrante delicto, as they were “partially clothed” with the woman’s dress hanging at her waist and the man with his “pants down near his knees” and his naughty bits on display.

Using their cop-thinking hats, officials decided that “they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”

Both were arrested for disorderly conduct, and the man was also charged with indecent exposure for airing his genitalia to the world. Well yeah, once the shed door was opened. Before that it was just him, his lady friend and the shed’s four walls. So romantic.

Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot [The Smoking Gun]

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