We can only imagine birthday party clowns everywhere breaking out into huge, comic sighs of relief after the U.S. House of Representatives voted 394-1 today to avoid a looming helium shortage. We’re going to go ahead and guess that the person who voted against the measure is terrified of clowns. [via the Wall Street Journal]

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