Do you plunder and pillage? Do you favor parrots, eye patches and fancy hats? If so, then you might be able to score a free donut — or maybe even a free dozen donuts — from Krispy Kreme this Wednesday.

In honor of National Talk Like A Pirate Day — our favorite holiday next to National HP Toner Month — Krispy Kreme is giving away free glazed donuts to people who show up on Wednesday and utter one of the following pirate catch phrases — Ahoy Matey, Blow Me Down, Heave Ho, Landlubber, Sea Dog, Thar She Blows, Yo Ho Ho.

And if you happen to go full-pirate, you can help yourself to a dozen glazed treats before you get back to making treasure maps with helpful illustrations and curvy dotted lines and a big X for where you buried your booty.

As it points out in the fine print “No Weapons Allowed,” so keep your sword back on your dinghy with your first mate or something like that.

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(via Gothamist)

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