Comment Of The Day: Bacon Is A Vegetable
Coffee: I’ve heard that vegetarian bacon is proof of the existence of God.
If there is vegetarian bacon,
Then there is a devil.
If there is a devil,
There must be a God.
There is vegetarian bacon.
God exists.
QED
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