Sure, servers can keep track of their tables with boring numbers assigned to specific areas, or they can just call’em like they see’em, like one waiter who designated one group of customers according to their level of intoxication.

Reddit user Hyloo submitted the below receipt his friends received at a pizza place, where the server had indicated “High As S@$! Kids” in the “Guest” category.

We’re kind of surprised they only spent $14.50 if they really were dining with a case of the munchies.

My friends went to a restaurant… [Reddit]

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