You Can Pay Gwyneth Paltrow $425 For The Honor Of Using Her Goop Brand Cleanse

Have you felt plugged up and like you just haven’t done your part to pad Gwyneth Paltrow’s pocket? You’re in luck! The movie star and “goop” blogger has slapped her brand on a colon cleanse for the low low price of $425 so her fans can start the new year off fresh.

Gwynnie doesn’t want just any ho-hum mixture cleaning her pipes, so as she writes in her newsletter to her goop devotees, she’s partnered up with the doctor behind Clean to present her own product. Now you can be just like a multimillionaire movie star and her famous musician husband!

Next week, when it’s back to the grind with work and the daily school run, I’m starting off with Clean, my go-to cleanse from Dr. Alejandro Junger, with whom goop has partnered for the month of January. I’ve used Clean in the past with great results, losing a few pounds and kickstarting a healthier and more energetic New Year.

After shelling out your $425, you’ll get a box with a bunch of powders, liquids, insulin regulator, probiotics and other cleanse-y items.

No word on whether or not you also receive a sense of smug self-satisfaction over non-cleansing pals.

The goop cleanse [goop]