Considering the large number of strip mall vacancies, you might think that the proprietors of the two businesses pictured in this reader-submitted photograph would have had ample opportunity to find locations that did not abut each other. Our inner adolescent thanks the universe for making this happen.

We’re having a hard time reaching a consensus on whether this sign is more or less suggestive than this one we wrote about almost exactly one year ago today.

Twitter sage @knitmeapony might have had the best advice for businesses that might find themselves in embarrassing situations when she wrote, in response to the anatomically correct piggy banks, “Please give everything you design to a 13 yr old. If they giggle… go back and redesign.”

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