Hoping there’s a market of lonely single dudes who wish to project the image of happy domesticity, a company promises to develop pretend girlfriends to post sweet nothings on clients’ walls.

AOL News reports Cloud Girlfriend, believes its services will be so popular it’s taking advance registration, advising potential users to “get in line.”

Here’s how the process will work:

“Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend.

Step 2: We bring her into existence.

Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network.

Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.”

If you were to stoop to such a level, what would you want out of a made-up social-networking significant other?

New Company Promises to Give You a Pretend Facebook Girlfriend [AOL News]

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