Frank spotted this sign at his local Stop & Shop. “And to think, one of the reasons we moved to this town was for its highly touted education system,” he laments. Maybe the employees of this convenience store are from the next town over.

Look on the bright side: this is a promo for sue-happy Monster Energy drinks. At least there’s no lawsuit yet.

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