No Sexy Sex Games For Kinect Arriving Any Time Soon

Start crying your salty, dirty tears now, gaming perverts — Microsoft has decided to block the release of a developer’s sex game for the Kinect. And by sex game, we of course mean a weird experience involving manhandling cartoon ladies. Classy!

Kotaku reports that the high-minded folks over at GameThriXXX, who claimed to be working on the previously mentioned sex game, are getting the smackdown treatment.

“Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console and does not allow Adults Only (AO) content to be certified for use on its platform, and would not condone this type of game for Kinect” a Microsoft spokesperson told IGN.

It’s quite possible that there is nothing lamer than a game that would enable sad, lonely dudes to virtually feel up pixelated women. About as lame as breaking your TV playing the controller-less Kinect during an early morning intense volleyball game.

The good news for sex-starved shut-ins? ThriXXX’s developers are said to be working on adding Kinect support to their PC games in the next year.

There Will Be No Kintect Sex Game [Kotaku]