Hilarious Toys You Won't Want Near Your Kids

As you get ready to go Christmas shopping for the little ones, be thankful you won’t find toys like this in the aisles any longer.

Guyism compiles 10 toys with presumably unintentional sexual or otherwise politically incorrect connotations, many of which seem to have been taken off the primary market.

As a sample, we’ll examine the pictured Dora the Explorer Aquapet, which was once listed on Amazon. No Dora toy has ever brought out more of the adventurer’s explorer side.

Also on the list are an Osama bin Laden-themed cell phone, a plush priest doll and an inflatable Wolverine with a blow-up valve exactly where Cyclops would want it.

10 toys that will permanently screw up your kid [Guyism via Yahoo]