Friendly’s must have a gang of chefs who conspire to top one another with the most ludicrously hyper-caloric foods they can dream up. The latest innovation is the Mac & Cheese Quesadilla meal from the kid’s menu.

The dish, when accompanied by a Friendly Frank, Shirley Temple and peanut butter cup, packs 2,270 calories and is just waiting to set Junior on his destined path to a spot on the Biggest Loser. The platter also includes 45 grams of saturated fat, 3,320 mg of sodium and 263 grams of carbs.

Parents, how you do go about managing your kids’ diets?

The 25 Worst Meals for Kids [The Daily Beast via n00b Dad, Gawker]

Previously: Friendly’s Burger Has Grilled Cheese Sandwich For Buns

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