We have seen some fast food fights in our day, but never before have we seen anything like “Cheeseburger Josh.”

The incident apparently takes place in a Whataburger. A patron in green shorts, (the Internet has named him “Cheeseburger Josh”), is upset about a cheeseburger. This escalates into a dispute with a beaded man who, despite the beard, apparently is better at wrestling than Cheeseburger Josh.

Worth noting is the fact that the restaurant is able to function perfectly well while the dispute resolves itself.

The moral here, we think, is never to underestimate the bearded.

(Warning: NSFW, bare ass, bad language)

[Via BuzzFeed, Eater]

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