As usual, consumer products are conspiring to kill us, burn our houses down, and fling our children out of booster chairs and swingsets. Check out the latest gallery of dangerous products.

Psyclone Essentials Wii 4-Dock Battery Recharge Stations – Overheats; risk of fire and burn hazards

Safety 1st SmartLight Stair Gates – Hinges may break

Graco Jump ‘n Jive Doorway Jumpers – Straps detachable from toys are choking hazard

Target Circo Booster Seats – Buckle can open unexpectedly, which is very bad.

Ross Marble Top Plant Stands – Marble top can detach and fall on consumers. Specifically, their feet.

Black & Decker GH1000 Grasshog XP String Trimmer/Edgers – Laceration and burn hazards

Spalding In-Ground Basketball Hoops – Bolts can fail, and the entire hoop falls down.

Burlington Coat Factory Boys Hooded Sweatshirts and Warm Up Sets – Drawstrings

Little Tikes Clubhouse Swing Set – Didn’t include assembly instructions for all swings

Purdy 2 ½” 4-Edge Scrapers – Handle can detach; laceration hazard

Crosley, Frigidaire, Kelvinator, Kenmore, Wascomat, and White-Westinghouse clothes washers (made by Frigidaire) – Fire hazard

BabyBjörn Bouncer Chairs – Sharp objects can protrude and cut children

Enviro-Flo Plus Fuel Containers – Fire Hazard

Sevylor Tow Behinds with Quick Hitch Connectors – Pieces can break off and hit users

LeapFrog My Pal Scout Electronic Plush Toy Dogs – Paw pads are choking hazard

Buster Brown Clog Children’s Shoes – Decorative wheels can detach; choking hazard.

OJ Electronics Thermostats – Risk of electric shock

Fiesta Blue Ember Gas Grills – Fire hazard (the bad kind of fire)

Stamina Elliptical Machines – Incorrect assembly instructions

Evenflo Switch-A-Roo Telephone Toys – Detachable part choking hazard

Hobby Lobby Leather Butterfly Chairs – Chair legs can suddenly detach

Chandra Leather Shag Rugs – Don’t meet flammability standards

Meijer’s Children’s Hooded Jackets – Hazardous drawstrings

H2O Mop Steam Cleaners – Electric shock and burn hazards

Energizer Light On Demand Wallplate Nightlights – Fire Hazard

Rossignol Cross-Country Boots – Soles can detach

Jaloma Pacifiers – Suffocation and choking hazard

Charles David Women’s Shoes (Nordstrom) – Heels can detach

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