Our former sibling site Gizmodo recently posted the return policy section of a receipt from Mikey’s Hook Up in Brooklyn. Whimsical in-joke or cruel anti-consumer policy? You be the judge.

The question is: if you had a store and could put such a policy in place, what food item would you ask for? Me, I would want a latte.

Let’s Hope Best Buy Doesn’t Implement This Idea [Gizmodo] (Thanks, GetEmSteveDave and Taliskan!)

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