We’ve warned you before: wearing skinny jeans can lead to health problems, including the least fun tingling sensation in the thighs ever, and also can lead to exceedingly sassy customer service. Now, we have even more dire warnings about the super-tight pants: blood clots, bladder and yeast infections, and fertility and digestive problems.

Stupid medical professionals. They just don’t understand fashion.

More on the dangers of skinny jeans [Consumer Reports Health]

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