The Mayo Clinic is planning on opening a clinic at Minnesota’s enormous Mall of America as part of the mall’s expansion. It’s unclear what services will be offered, although speculation includes basic screenings, health education, and processing for Mayo’s larger facilities nearby. We don’t know what’s scarier: that this is one step closer to Idiocracy, or that the Mall of America is planning an ominous-sounding “Phase II Expansion.”
Mayo Clinic: Coming Soon To The Mall Of America
By alexchasick June 18, 2009
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