Let me just be totally honest with you and tell you that you do not want to see these photos. We know, of course, that you are going to click over to The Smoking Gun and look at them, but you’d been warned. They are horrible. We’ve included the tamest photo inside.

Apparently, the now-infamous hooker brawl broke out when Vince ShamWow paid the hooker for sex, kissed her, and got his tongue bitten — at which point he started beating her to get her to let go.

The police arrested both of them, but decided not to press charges.

Stay in school, kids. That’s all we have to say.

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