Amazon is selling this item to my left as a Bluetooth headset. Problem is, I don’t think it will be very comfortable — Unless you are upgradable. Yes, if your heart resides in a cold, steel compartment, then perhaps this “Bluetooth” headset really is for you. The product revealed, after the jump.

That is clearly a phone line splitter—although if any intrepid readers out there want to model this particular Bluetooth headset model, send your photos in, along with a review of the product. The Cyborgs of tomorrow will thank you!

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