If you’re one of those people who has more storage space than money (not us, sadly) go out right now and buy your 2008 holiday crap, while it’s 75% off.

Has there really been that much innovation in stupid reindeer doorknob cozies in the past decade? No. No there has not, so get out there and buy some dumb crap.

Also, we’re not Martha Stewart or anything, but we never felt that pine or candy cane scented candles were inappropriately “holiday themed” when used during the rest of winter. Just sayin’.

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