Seeks Theme Song

ComcastMustDie, a blog about how much Comcast sucks, is looking for someone to make a theme song for an upcoming podcast. They want it to be 90 seconds or less, contain instrumentals, vocals and it would be nice if they contained these suggested lyrics:

“Please why oh why? Comcast Must Die!”
“And I just sigh ‘Comcast Must Die.”
“‘Cause they just lie, Comcast Must Die.”
“‘Goddamn!’ cussed I. ‘Comcast Must Die!'”

Submissions can be sent to

Theme Song Needed [Comcast Must Die]

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