We find ourselves oddly captivated by this gallery of product warnings we unearthed on the Consumer Product Safety Commission site.

Don’t drink the liquids under the sink (here’s a picture of a kid doing so). Don’t set your armchair on fire. Cylinder indicates possible area of entrapment. Discard all lawn darts. Beware of playing with electric trains while reading.

Click the images in the box above to begin browsing the 93 images.

There’s definitely some tshirts to be made here. — BEN POPKEN

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