Consumerist May Be Funky For A Time Tomorrow

Tomorrow, we’re doing some fun stuff with the rube goldberg devices that keep this site running. Starting at 3am, links and comments probably won’t work. Things should be back to normal by noon, but functionality might be impaired in some ways until the evening. Or everything will go kookookabanza and there will be dancing gerbils on the site for a week. Either way, consider yourself warned. — BEN POPKEN