Clearance Items

Walmart Sends DMCA Takedown to Walmart Watch [Walmart Watch]
“Walmart legal sends us a Valentine!”

Cut Off By Comcast [Washington Post]
All I know is, it’s hard to play by the rules if nobody will tell you what they are.

The Waiting Light Announces Your Frustration [Gizmodo]
If you’ve ever been waiting at Planned Parenthood, you’d know just how hard it is to strike up a conversation.

Bill Gates Gets Mad About John Hodgman’s PC Character [Advertising Age]
GARFIELD: OK, can you just say goodbye? Thank you or goodbye or something like that?

GATES: Goodbye.

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