Many Unhappy Returns

Mouse Print’s got a roundup of some of the stricter return policies.

SmartBargain’s remind us of the grade school teachers perpetually locking toys in their desk:

    “…items received after the 30-day return period cannot be accepted for a refund, and your package will be returned to you. If we receive the same late return package a second time, we will keep your merchandise and no credit will be issued.”

JC Penney’s could make for interesting cocktail chat among the thrifty and the non.

    “Special Occasion Dresses: must be returned in their original condition with the “return tag” in place.”

Stuff it under the neck with tissue paper around it to disguise the shape, we suppose. &mdash BEN POPKEN

Return Policies: Big Surprises in the Little Print [Mouse Print]