The new commenting system let in the hoi polloi. We want smart, on-topic comments displaying wit and/or insight. Therefore, we must begin a ruthless purge of the unworthy. These comments aren’t just removed, we’re banning their makers entirely.

FRANKENSIZE
Comment: Magicube and Triteon are idiots. There is no other explanation for their complete lack of logic. I’m sure Ben is really shaking in his off-brand boots about the prospect of losing tips from the likes of you. There will be no shortage of respectable whistle-blowers. Now fuck off you douchebags, leave the commenting to the real consumer warriors around here who GET IT.
Crime: While we appreciate his fan-boy fervor, we have little use for flamers.

VEINOR
Comment: “Now if only the Democrats could get 1/10th of the cojones he has, we’d RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH…. er, benevolently rule the world, that is.”
Crime: Typing with the right hand… while jerking off the left with his.

FILMGEEK
Comment: “This is kinda old. And yes, it’s really from QVC”
Crime: If the post stars off, “Here’s a classic (i.e., 9 months ago)..” and this is your comment… we kill you.

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