• Good news, torture aficionados! Today’s Woot! is the Vector Jump Start System with Air Compressor for $29.99. Includes two clamps that will affix to any protuberance of flesh, whether earlobe, nipple or genitalia.

• Wine.Woot! Last Reminder: the Cathedral Ridge 2005 Oregon Pinot Noir Trio for $54.99. “The Bangsund vineyard is located in The Dalles Oregon on a very steep southeast slope. Great heat during the day and cooling winds fall ing from Mount Hood at night leave the grapes wet with dew in the morning. This leads to a beautiful balance of sugar and acids, and to an excellent Pinot Nior.” I honestly believe people drink wine for the prose.

• Totally awesome deal: Glenfiddich is offering a free hip flask to all the Mike Hammer types who make love like they kill: hard and fast. Simply fill out the questionnaire and use code GLEN000001.

Highlights from Dealhack

• Lite-On LVW-5005 All Write DVD Recorder $80 at Newegg

• Ultra 4-Port USB 2.0 Hub in White or Black $2 at Radio Shack

• Save $200 off Dell Dimension E510 Desktop PCs at Dell Home

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