Thanks to curiously spelt reader Grahm for pointing out a travel accessory even more ill-advised than a Guns ‘N’ Roses t-shirt or one printed with Islamic script: the Urban Outfitters Gun-Wheel Case.

The product description, sure to strike terror in at least one TSA agent’s heart: “Hit the road, guns blazing: wheeled suitcase with all-over embroidered guns.” The only way it could be more subversive is if the description read, “Hit the tarmac, bombs exploding!”

The embroidered guns are pretty subtle and dainty. Nevertheless, heightened terror concerns seem to have caused sales on this attractive valise to slump: we note that it’s 30% off.

Gun Wheel Away Case [Urban Outfitters]

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