Breastfeeding mothers can’t catch a break. Today’s tale of a woman being harassed for using her knockers as nature intended comes to us from Louisiana. Nicole Guillory, mother of 7-month-old Kaden, claims she was asked to stop breastfeeding while visiting a water massage store inside her local mall. The store owner, who was not present at the time, says the mommy was just asked cover that shit up. Nicole says she already was covered.

Mom should have known better. Heaven help the woman who interrupts the serenity of the water massage with her partially exposed breast. Evacuate the building! Someone may accidentally observe a useful nipple! Doesn’t she know that breastfeeding women are supposed to stay in the house? All day? Every day? I, for one, think we women should have our nipples removed. That way we can all go to the beach topless, just like men. And Barbie dolls.

Both the mall’s manager and the store’s manager claim breastfeeding is allowed. So who is lying? I have no idea. All I know is that the link is worth checking out for the rhyming flame war in the comments. Amazing.

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