We called Mile Hi Aereation hoping to reach Florian McCann. We were going to pose as someone interested in buying the email list he created from DefendMyStreet.com. Unfortunately, he was out to lunch. When we were first shuffled to his mailbox, we couldn’t leave a message because it was full. Let us tell you, consumer reporting doesn’t get more exciting than this.

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Why did we use our real name? We don’t know, we’re stupid and couldn’t think of anything better on the spot. The sirens in the background provide a nice touch, don’t you think?

We’re well aware he’ll proly never call back, but we just wanted to give it a shot. Man, our tele-sales skillz are mad rusty. A good thing, that, in some ways.

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