As sometimes happens when we are searching both for images on a topic as well as suffering from groggy brain cramps impinging our desire to dash off consumer affairs riffs, we stumble into something interesting. The subject is TARGET and the puddle is a Citizen of the Month entry, almost a year old, jazzing on one of the most gripping paradoxes of our time.

Target sells (unintentional) dildos and fuzzy handcuffs, but its pharmacists can refuse to give you Plan B.

Citizen of the Month navigates this issue through a series of letters typed onto a computer screen and found images. Exciting!

“Jane Loves Target” [Citizen of the Month]

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