Gizmodo spotted that Best Buy is offering an exciting opportunity to engage its employees in online chat sessions dubbed, “Ask a Blue Shirt.” They will answer all your back-to-school questions about how Best Buys range of products and services can help you make the grade!

Golly jenkins, the comedic possibilities, they are endless. Gatecrash time.

The sessions are at Askablueshirt.com, 8-8:30 PM EDT August 27, 9-9:30 PM EDT August 29, and 1-1:30 PM EDT Aug 31. 30 minutes each.

Pray tell, if you had a blue shirt locked down and forced to answer your questions, what would they be? Respond in the comments or tips at consumerist.com.

Just watch out when they want to go in private IM and give you a dozen ASCII roses.

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