Okay, bonny lads, luscious lasses. Time for you to become a commenter, without all the uncertainty of firing an email like a single spermatoza hazarding a trek through the Internet’s labyrinthian fallopian tubes. We’re giving them away in real time. Starting…. NOW!

Want a commenting invite? Follow the pithy instructions below:

1) Click this link to go to our Campfire chat room. Sorry guys! It’s over!
2) Fill in a Screen Name. Click ‘Sign In’.
3) If you want a commenting invite, simply type in your email address with no other text. We’ll send one out to you straight away.
4) Once you’ve got comment access, leave a comment here to test.

Already got commenter access? Come on in and chill with some fellow consumerists. We’re also looking to get a post up later today with tips, tricks and timing of turning in your Frequent Flyer miles. If you’ve got any tips, come join us and spout off.

I’ll be giving away invites from 10:15 am to 12:15 PM EST.

UPDATE: Sorry guys! It’s over! We had a blast thought and gave away close to 100 comment invites.

Missed it? Fret not. We’ll be doing it again next week, probably in the afternoon EST. We’re hoping to do this every week. Or, if you can’t wait that long, you could always hazard emailing us at tips@consumerist.com, although that can be spotty at best.

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