Continental Airlines: Eliter Than Thou

When checking the status of his Continental Frequent Flyer miles, Upgrade Travel discovered that he had been subjugated to a cattle car with the rest of Continental’s social refuse, a tattoo brand of ‘Non-Elite’ scrawled across the skin of his metaphorical forearm.

Rejected terminology for Continental Airlines’ base level Frequent Flyers?

Hose beast

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Continental Wants You To Know Your Place

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