When researching penny stocks to day trade, we always go by subject line, We didn’t care too much for the sounds of “scathing cyst,” “dented twin bed,” “pregnant undertow,” or “milieus Salvador Nicaragua.” Although, the last might be good for our next surrealist crime flick. Persistence of Memory with melting drug lords. Instead, we purchased a couple hundred shares of the stocks under “hope werefore future” and “Knights Council.” Even if they tank, we’re still only out 20 bucks and there’s always the possibility of finding that Holy Grail.

“You inherited a small dick from you father and think there is no way to help it. Penis Enlarge Patch is what you need. “
Very much so. My eldest brother got the mill, the second eldest, the mule, the third, the cat. I got the small dick. They usually leave me out of the fairy tale. But now I’m gonna use the Penis Enlarge Patch and climb the beanstalk and get that golden goose.

“Have you ever seen a graceful of Hussies get fucked in every holes?”
Depends. How much constitutes a graceful?

“Dear lets be friends, because friends are like clothes without them one is naked.”
How then do you explain nudist colonies?

“I wish to inquire of your services to be my foreign partner / investor and support me to transfer and manage my funds by investing in profit making ventures. The recent growth of your country Economy and Trade activities impressed me.”
They must have messed up when selecting which country to spam here.

“Penile exercise method sounds too scary for you? Then Penis Enlarge Patch should be just what you are looking for.”
You guys again? You know, there’s a judge you should really talk to.

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