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This must be one of those spams where they insert quotes from extraneous texts. After all, weren’t those the very criticisms Kim Jong gave ballistics after the missile launch?

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Your aim is true, Hassan, we don’t give Dirham. Go swallow a fork.

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The question, witty spam pen pal, is why anyone would want to.

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What that unidentified flying object consisted of is best left to the imaginations of the prurient.

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Listen, Christine Wendin, we weren’t foaled yesterday. We know a bestiality come-on when we see one.

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On behalf of the Rotary Club, we salute you. May many follow in your cumsteps.

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