• Finally get around to “shooting” the last Oozinator scene i.e. money shot…
• Trace bringing up a customer service malfunction with the Better Business Bureau and see how good they really are…
• Ask Jason Calacanis about his plans for the AOL retention queue…
• Which toilet paper truly is softest…
• Take a call center job for a week. Rise from training, to scrappy newbie to golden boy. On the last day, tell all the customers the real deal instead of the company spiel. See how long before we get fired…
• Fill in the blank: __________________

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