• AOL Retention Manual Revealed We had to kill a man to get it but the traffic spike made it all worthwhile, even the bamboo, screws and self-incinerating garment bags.
• AOL Retention Manual Uploaded in Full. This story ain’t done yet folks, we still have retention consultant interviews forthcoming.
• Comcast Censors Critical Nightline Story. Well, it ended up looking like they didn’t, but it sure was fun while it lasted, no?
• The Second Greatest Thing We’ve Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call. Headlines don’t lie.
• Scientologists Bullying Man’s Mind. The most pitiful thing is that these guys probably paid a lot of money to learn how to be complete dicks.

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