Sidekick Launch Party Suffers From Disconnectivity

This is what happens when T-Mobile hosts a launch party for the Sidekick 3.0.

Absolutely fucking nothing. It’s set up like some suave dance club but the height of joy are the carefully crafted photops with gals who don;’t even use a sidekick, they hire someone to operate it for them. It really should have been topped off with a public tomato throwing of those sidekick thieves, way back when two weeks ago.

Although, honey in the pink pot, can we say pudunkadunk?


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  1. Does the goody bag include a Sidekick?

    I’d endure the awkward milling about and the music for a free do-everything phone.

  2. Ben Popken says:

    Gizmodo reports they received no sidekick, making it an abosolute bust.

  3. The_Truth says:

    Just wait for it to show up on E! where they will rave about the party being a huge success and about a bunch of celebs who no one really cares about other than the E! crew.

  4. RandomHookup says:

    Unless they were passing out blow jobs, what’s the point if they aren’t provided Sidekicks?

  5. ckilgore says:

    Wait … I nodded off. What happened again?

  6. LLH says:

    oh, those new yorkers are way too cool to be bothered with a goody bag muchless what’s actually in the bag. hell, i’m shocked they even took the time to show up to the party. that was a party, right?

  7. Hooray4Zoidberg says:

    For the sake of all thats good in the world I hope the people wearing the “I heart SK3” shirts are T-Mobile employees.